the zeppelin of burning dreams

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the Internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean English teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

So You've Decided to Be Evil